I like structure. No, that’s not it. I don’t necessarily like structure. I do, however, need structure. Well, I always seem to do better when I have structure framing my life. And after evaluating the past few weeks and reading this post on Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger, I’ve come to the conclusion that, right now, I need to do something drastic, something gritty and hardcore. I need to reboot and do something drastic, something with lots of structure and rules. And that is why *deep breath* I have decided to do the Whole30.

Right off the bat, let me tell you that the Whole30 is not for everyone. Hell, I don’t even think it’s necessarily for most people interested in the paleo/primal lifestyle. It’s pretty hardcore and yet, in a lot of ways, it’s not that different from what I’ve been doing. The Whole30 is a commitment to eating “cutting out all the inflammatory, insulin-spiking, calorie-dense but nutritionally sparse food groups for a full 30 days”. What does that mean in laymen terms? It means:
- No grains – no bread, no cereal, no rice.
- No dairy – no butter, no milk, no full-fat yogurt.
- No legumes – no peanut butter, no lentils, no beans (exceptions for green beans, snow peas, and snap peas which are considered more veggie than bean).
- No added sugar – no honey, no agave, no adding sugar to anything.
- No processed crap food – this is about eating real, clean food.
- No white potatoes – which I generally avoid anyway for their high starch content.
- No alcohol – think of this 30 day period as a detoxing cleanse of sorts.
- No cheat days – this is for every meal of every day for the next 30 days. No birthday cake, no special occasions, nothing.
Some parts of the Whole30 are definitely going to be harder than others for me. I’ve already given up grains and white potatoes, and I rarely drink alcohol, so that shouldn’t be a problem. I’ve also been trying to eat whole, unprocessed foods for a while.
It is going to be hard not having cheat days. But in a way, I’m glad there will be no cheat days because this week, cheat days turned into a slippery slope. Last night I had pizza from Pizza Hut, which did fit into my 80/20 plan, but still made me feel bad because I knew it was crap food and I could have done better. Not having any cheats will probably be the hardest part for me. I already know I have several birthday parties and birthday cakes coming up next month. Saying no to cake is going to be hard, but not impossible.
It’s also going to be hard to give up dairy. That was the one part of the paleo diet to which I was so resistant, and one of the main reasons I consider myself to be paleo/primal instead of just paleo. I drink my coffee with milk every morning, so the next 30 days will probably be tea-drinking days instead. And I’m used to cooking with butter, but that’s why I bought the coconut oil in the previous post.
Added sugar is going to be the hardest. I gave up sugar in my coffee, but I could not give it up in my tea. I’ve been drinking some form of sugar, whether rock sugar or honey with my tea and giving that up is going to be the absolute hardest part of the Whole30. I had been depending on that sweetened cuppa to satisfy my remaining sugar cravings. From now on, I’ll be going plain or sweetened with a touch of fruit juice.
Wow. Take another deep breath. I said this was going to be hard, right? But I haven’t gotten to the hardest part yet. For the next 30 days, there will be no measuring, no weighing, no scales of any kind. I’ve gotten a lot better about weighing myself, but the very idea of not weighing in for the next 30 days, of not having any measurements of progress to compare is really scary. It goes against everything the control freak in me stands for. It’s anarchy. But it’s mandatory.
So, that’s the Whole30 in a nutshell (there’s a lot more information at the Whole9 site for those who might be interested). But that’s the how, not the why. Why am I doing the Whole30? What am I hoping to gain from 30 days of such strict living? I’m hoping to push the “reset button” on my life. This is basically a 30 day reboot for my system, a chance to cleanse the impurities out of my body and reset my metabolism. I’m setting my body up as the “control group”, so that afterward, when I start to add certain foods, like dairy or even grains, back in, I can monitor the effects they have on my health for better or worse.
I start today, and the 30 days will be up on March 1st. This might just be the hardest thing I’ve ever done. But I’m going to do it.



